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8. That A-TEAM t-shirt (size extra-small) was probably not the best choice.

7. Idiot’s Guide to Not Burning Fish Sticks

6. Buy-one-get-one boxes of home hair coloring.

5. “Nice” laundry detergent, because “I know you like doing laundry; I see you doing it all the time.”

4. The Over-Protective Mom’s Guide to Letting Go

3. Super-elaborate fancy breakfast at home; and a f**k ton of dishes to wash after.

2. Unidentifiable jumping object I found in the backyard.

1. A Thighmaster. (If my kids give me The Shake Weight, I will truly understand karma.)

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8. “48 Hours Mystery: Why Am I The Only One Who Can Change The Toilet Paper?”

7. “Rachael Ray and Alicia Silverstone’s Pre-Chewed Mother’s Day Brunch”

6. “Survivor: Potty-Training Island”

5. “iParents”: A very special episode of “iCarly” in which the parents actually appear.

4. Any version of “Real Housewives” featuring real housewives.

3. “CSI: OMG WHAT IS THAT SMELL?”

2. “Dora and Her Mami’s Special Mother’s Day Shopping Extravaganza”: Dora gets a shirt that fits!

1. “The Never-Before-Seen Episode of ‘Leave It To Beaver’ In Which June Cleaver Finally F**king Snaps.”

Because June Cleaver could communicate things like “You must be out of your damn mind” with just a look, yet she never actually lost her sh*t with her kids.

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Turning your housekeeping and parenting fails into eco-friendly wins is all a matter of perspective. Being a slacker has never been trendier!

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