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Celebrity: Giuliana Rancic and Bill Rancic are Expecting a Baby
As seen on E’s new reality series, “Giuliana Rancic and Bill Rancic are Expecting a Baby!”

Health: Why Do We Get Brain Freeze?
No clue, but I’m always up for a family trip to Dairy Queen in the name of science.

Tech: Facebook Apps Rated for Privacy
In related news, my bathroom rated as least private place on planet.

World News: Japanese Teen Traced As Owner of Soccer Ball Found in Alaska
That kid can find a ball halfway around the world, yet you can’t find your cleats in your own duffel bag?

Business: Hasbro Registers a Loss for First Quarter
“Do they have an app?”–My kid, identifying Hasbro’s problem in five words

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Turning your housekeeping and parenting fails into eco-friendly wins is all a matter of perspective. Being a slacker has never been trendier!

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Celebrity: Martha Stewart Hops to New ‘Cooking School’ Show As Talk Show Ends
Oh, good. I like to have something to watch while the fish sticks are baking.

U.S. News: 6-Year-Old Allegedly Locked in Jail Cell on Field Trip
“Well maybe next time you’ll stay with the group like you’re told.”

Sports: Coach Publicly Blames Pregnant Wife for His NCAA Violation
I wonder how hard it is to actively recruit while you’re living in your car.

Tech: Gaming Consoles Waste Over $1 Billion in Electricity a Year
“Turns out your life isn’t all you’re wasting on that thing.”

Weird News: Does Your Cat Need an iPad?
Not really, but he keeps getting fur all over mine.