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Christmas Songs Annotated By Tired Moms

Rankin/Bass Productions/ABC Family

Joy to the World: My baby slept more than five hours.

The Little Drummer Boy: Shut the $#@% up.

Silver Bells: NO SERIOUSLY STOP WITH THE PERCUSSION.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Had a few too many martinis so now his wife has to drive home.

What Child Is This? He got an A in Math.

All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth: That’s not true. You also want half of the toy catalog.

Away in a Manger: Boo, I would’ve preferred Club Med.

Blue Christmas: Whose bright idea was it to leave the permanent marker lying around?

Do You Hear What I Hear? Me neither. If they’re silent, we have a problem.

comments

Ellie Ann

Dec 14, 2011

I’m not a fan of Christmas music. I found these very amusing!
Renee Schuls-Jacobson

Dec 14, 2011

Well, I can’t think of any more holiday songs but as rap goes, “Ooh, you so snarky! Me love you long time!”
Piper Bayard

Dec 14, 2011

How funny! Or as my son would say, “It funny cause it true.”
Kristen Lamb

Dec 15, 2011

You always know how to make us laugh, Leanne!
thoughtsappear

Dec 16, 2011

That’s so true about the toy catalog.

What about “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus”?