Take 5: The Muppets

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Entertainment: The Muppets Get Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
“After only one movie?” — My dumb kid who doesn’t realize those bad boys were taking Manhattan back before I was even old enough to conceive

Bizarre: Twitter Helps Teen Find Porn Star Prom Date
Miiiiiight not be sending those photos to Grandma this year.

Life: Is Oversnacking Becoming the Norm in Our Nation?
Can’t discuss. Heading to Costco to restock pantry with 33.5 oz. cartons of Goldfish crackers.

Tech: Nokia Files Patent for Tattoo That Vibrates When You Get a Ring
My teen would be buzzing all. Damn. Day.

Celebrity: Actor Who Plays Crabbe in Harry Potter Movies Jailed for Rioting
“Malfoy put me up to it” not the best defense.