Take 5: Oreo


Food: Oreo Celebrates 100 Year Anniversary
That’s 200 years if you pull ‘em apart.

Business: Forbes Billionaire List Includes Spanx Founder
If she could figure out a way for me to not feel like a jackass while getting into them, she’d be on the trillionaire list.

Bizarre: Parents Didn’t Realize They Left Daughter at Chuck E. Cheese’s Until Watching News
“Oh, so you got to spend an extra 5 hours at Chuck E. Cheese. Wah, wah, wah!”

U.S. News: Ohio School District Hires Collection Agency to Go After Unpaid Lunch Money
No one likes a bully.

Money: Chocolate Milk Makers to Start Targeting Adults
They must have finally figured out who gives kids all that money.