Take 5: Purple Crab

Hendrik Freitag/National Geographic & Nickelodeon

Science: New Species of Purple Crab Discovered in Philippines
Mr. Krabs?

World News: Rubber Chicken Flies into Space
NASA’s next experiment: If you fart in outer space, does it make a sound?

Business: Starbucks to Open in Disney Parks
And you thought Starbucks coffee was expensive at Starbucks!

Food: America’s Best Grilled Cheese Sandwiches
As if anyone can top mine! (My secret: Wonder Bread and Kraft singles!!!)

Celebrity: ‘Transformers’ Actress Megan Fox Pregnant With First Child
Will probably return to original shape quicker than an actual Transformer.