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Top 9 Reasons Giving Birth at a Rock Concert Would Seriously Suck

December 1, 2011 Top 9 Lists baby, birth, concert, featured, nickmom 9

Birth at a Rock Concert

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Sure, it would be awesome to have your baby’s first experience be a Bruce Springsteen show, but there are also some undeniable downsides.

9. Beers are like $9.

8. Your OB/GYN keeps complaining about “non-sterile” this and “contaminated” that.

7. Ugh, don’t you hate it when the drunk behind you won’t stop shouting the lyrics while you’re trying to have a baby?

6. Coldplay may make great baby-making music but Chris Martin gets all weird when you start screaming during contractions.

5. Security keeps confiscating your forceps.

4. ‪ The newborn hearing test is basically a huge waste of time.

3. Ticketmaster’s Vaginal Delivery surcharges are outrageous.

2. Seriously, would it kill the merch table to stock one lousy receiving blanket???

1. Tickets: $35. Luxury Box Tickets: $75. Luxury Box Plus OB/GYN On Call Tickets: $17,500.

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2 Responses to "Top 9 Reasons Giving Birth at a Rock Concert Would Seriously Suck"


  1. someonecal
    Dec 02, 2011

    Really tough to do

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