Top 9 Topics of Songs at Dinner By Son and his Friend

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They’re like the Hall and Oates of digestive tract-themed improvisational dinner music.

9. Burps.

8. How Alex just burped.

7. How Alex is readying to burp again.

6. Animals who burp, like gorillas.

5. When gorillas burp in your face.

4. Additional animals that are capable of burping.

3. Sonically illustrated burping contests between gorillas and those other animals.

2. Entire contents of Bruno Mars’ “Lazy Song,” with new verse about how he’s not too lazy for burping in your face.

1. Why mom keeps leaving the table.

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