9 Ways Feeding an Infant is a Lot Like Having Sex

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9. Half the time it’s like “OH MY GOD CAN WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH ALREADY.”

8. The prep work takes longer than the actual event.

7. It’s never a bad idea to put some plastic down first.

6. It goes so much better when no one is crying.

5. Ruins perfectly good kitchen tables.

4. It’s only a million times more awesome when you play Lionel Richie.

3. Cramming it in rarely works.

2. Often goes smoother when your husband leaves the room.

1. Mess is inevitable.