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9. They think all objects are edible, especially dirty diapers and anything valuable.
8. They consider stepping in a puddle of pee perfectly reasonable behavior.
7. You can never eat a meal without them begging and whining at your feet.
6. Potty training is a fresh hell that you never could have anticipated.
5. They think packing material is THE MOST FUN EVER!!!
4. Neither is very good at Frisbee.
3. OH MY GOD the drool.
2. You can blame your farts on either one.
1. The word “no” means jack sh*t.