Becky Sherrick Harks, known to the Internet as Aunt Becky for reasons unknown, is a freelance writer, president of a non-profit, and mother to three hilariously weird children. She writes for her personal blog, Mommy Wants Vodka, occasionally using Twitter to brag about her television husbands, while managing her non-profit, Band Back Together, when she's not wrangling her children or roses. Also: she'd really like to see a pony in roller-skates, so please let her know if you've seen one.