Candy Kirby is a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. When not chasing after such poignant goals, Candy writes humor columns for her blog, The Laughing Stork and outlets such as Redbook and Disney’s BabyZone.com. She also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines.
Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband and two young kids. Her insightful thoughts about them, along with the status of Taylor Swift’s dating life, can also be found on Twitter.