Risa Lewak is a comedy writer whose most recent book, Don't Stalk the Admissions Officer, a social satire of the college admissions process, pissed off everyone from guidance counselors to the Secretary of Education (whoever that is). She is the mother of a two and a four-year-old and is working on her next book, Can I Please Have My Nipples Back?, a funny breastfeeding guide for new and veteran moms. She can be reached at www.admissionsangst.com.