Top 9 Things You’ve Said to Your Toddler That You Once Said to Your College Roommate

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Proving once more, children are freeloading, emotional roommates and the people you lived with in college were overgrown babies with far too much freedom.
#9
"Put. The. Bottle. Down."
#8
"Who drew all over the wall?"
#7
"Fine, you win, we'll just go to McDonald's again."
#6
"Why is your shirt off?!"
#5
"No, you can't stay home and watch TV instead of going to class."
#4
"Please stop crying; were in the middle of Target."
#3
"GO TO BED ALREADY!"
#2
"What's that smell?"
#1
"If you're going to barf, just tell me so I can pull over the car in time."
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