Take 5: You Are Simply Not Equipped to Operate This Toilet Paper
Step aside, let me help — I have a graduate degree in Wiping.
Here’s what else is happenin’ on the web today:
• Here’s the video of the airport security guard who made an amazing diving catch and saved a baby. [The Stir]
• These brothers have sat on Santa’s lap for 34 straight years. [HuffPo]
• How to make a proposal even better: Add Aaron Paul. [YouTube]
• People are making up fake babies to get discounts on Amazon, apparently. [Slate]
• The stories that made us weep at our desks in 2013. [The Frisky]