Top 9 Awkward Ways To Announce You're Pregnant

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#9
Invite your family and friends to watch you pee on a Clearblue stick.
#8
Point to a construction worker with a large gut and scream, "That’s gonna be me in a few months!"
#7
Buy a box of tampons, throw them in a bonfire and shout, "So long, suckers!"
#6
Tell your husband to enjoy his last few months of having normal access to all the electrical outlets.
#5
Vomit on someone's shoes, point to your stomach and say, "Blame this guy."
#4
Describe in vivid detail the night you believe you conceived and say, "Luckily I stayed awake."
#3
Ask, "Anyone want to hear what happened at my transvaginal ultrasound today?"
#2
Glue a gold star on the crotch of your husband's pants and repeat, "Job well done."
#1
Constantly chat with your stomach and respond to your friends stares with, "What's your problem? I'm pregnant."
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