Other Findings from the 'Institute of Studies My Kids Are Dreaming Of':
-Doing Too Much Homework Can Lower Your IQ!
-Being Too Nice to Your Siblings Can Increase Your Risk of Going to Prison!
-Looking Both Ways Before Crossing the Street Can Cause Early Onset Dementia!
-Wearing Safety Helmets Gives You A Misshapen Head!
-Cake Icing Is Full Of Vitamins!