Top 9 Best Cover-Ups For Eating All Your Kids' Halloween Candy

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#9
We just wanted to be sure there were no razor blades. Extremely sure.
#8
By the time we remembered which ones you don’t like, it was too late.
#7
Your father developed sudden onset hysterical hypoglycemia. But don't worry! He’s fine now.
#6
The trick-or-treaters cleaned us out, so we had to dip into the reserves.
#5
We were willing to risk the cavities to protect you. You are welcome.
#4
Wait, you’re not allergic to chocolate?
#3
My doctor wants me to get more fiber so I had to eat the candy corn.
#2
Big news, kids. We’re going vegan!
#1
Ambien makes Mommy sleep-eat, so who ate what now?
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