Top 9 Best Parts Of The Second-Grade Class Presentation On "Greatest Americans"
This show had it all: Comedy, drama, songs about Johnny Appleseed, messages of community and not one instance of "God Bless the U.S.A."
#9
When Tiny Helen Keller accidentally spilled water on Tiny Bill Gates' PC.
#8
Re-learning what are apparently the only things I know about Theodore Roosevelt.
#7
The time Tiny Wilbur Wright (my son) nearly fell off the risers throwing his hat into the air.
#6
Defiant speech from Tiny Susan B. Anthony.
#5
The trailers for next month's third-grade show on Amazing Plants.
#4
The time Tiny Wilbur Wright (still my son) fell completely off the risers throwing his hat into the air a second time.
#3
How my husband missed a good third of the show because he was shooting unwatchably shaky iPhone videos from 600 feet away.
#2
Cookies = 25 cents a pop (can't beat those prices).
#1
Seeing that no one was dressed as an NBA player, congressperson or a Kardashian.
