Standing up and screaming "We paid six grand for this crap?" in the middle of the talent show.
Putting on a camp uniform and growing indignant when no one mistakes you for a camper.
Bringing a shopping bag to take home any leftovers from lunch.
Responding when your son introduces his bunkmate, "WAIT, is this the Jimmy you said smells like rotten eggs?"
Letting your husband wear his "MILF Patrol" T-shirt and hat.
Starting a petition to ban s'mores because the camp doesn't use marshmallows made from organic sugarcane.
Bringing 40-ouncers for all of the parents. And the campers.
Suggesting to the camp director that they add yoga and meditation to the program, and when he politely declines, calling him an a**face.
Setting up a table with the sign "FREE TICK CHECKS."