Top 9 Biggest Mistakes You Can Make When Visiting Your Kids At Camp

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#9
Standing up and screaming "We paid six grand for this crap?" in the middle of the talent show.
#8
Putting on a camp uniform and growing indignant when no one mistakes you for a camper.
#7
Bringing a shopping bag to take home any leftovers from lunch.
#6
Responding when your son introduces his bunkmate, "WAIT, is this the Jimmy you said smells like rotten eggs?"
#5
Letting your husband wear his "MILF Patrol" T-shirt and hat.
#4
Starting a petition to ban s'mores because the camp doesn't use marshmallows made from organic sugarcane.
#3
Bringing 40-ouncers for all of the parents. And the campers.
#2
Suggesting to the camp director that they add yoga and meditation to the program, and when he politely declines, calling him an a**face.
#1
Setting up a table with the sign "FREE TICK CHECKS."