Baby Stain Rorschach Tests: What Do You See?

Pile of laundry from three weeks ago
OR
Fully engorged boob

Your wallet being eaten by the anti-stretch-mark body butter you bought
OR
Your wallet being crushed to smithereens by your new Spanx shapewear

A nuclear mushroom cloud
OR
Your maternity underwear

Your pre-baby skinny jeans
OR
Your post-breastfeeding boobs

[Illustrations by Adrienne Hedger]