They say to keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer. Well, the park is a confined space and it's perfect for your child to find his BFF. Best Frenemy Forever.
The other kid thinks your child's name is Strangers.
She asks you to sign a petition to improve the park, but it's just a picture of your sons face crossed out.
She changes the name of "Dodgeball" to "Stand There."
Your kid's shoes mysteriously disappear. Moments later, you see the parent talking to a police officer, wildly gesturing to a sign that reads, "No Shoes. No Shirts. No Sandbox."
The parent insists her son is perfectly capable of throwing a football to himself.
You tell the parent that your daughter is shy, and the other parent says, "GOOD!"
The parent assures your child that teeter-totters are way more fun when stationary.
Suggests playing "Hide And Seek," then tells your son to count to 1,750.
Is constantly encouraging your child to explore all the fun things across the street at Jiffy Lube.