Your hair is getting silver on the top. Is it supposed to do that?
Where are the Pop Tarts? Dad is much better at making breakfast.
Do you not buy pretty clothes anymore on purpose?
The inside of this car is disgusting. There are crumbs EVERYWHERE.
I bet I won’t get any scholarships if I don’t start dance lessons now.
Chloe’s mom packs a candy treat in her lunchbox every day. Maybe Chloe’s mom loves her more.
You shouldn’t stick your tummy out like that. You look like you’re having a baby.
How come our house is never as clean as Grandma’s? Or Janie’s? Or Janie’s Grandma’s?
Mommy Juice makes you so much more fun! You should have it every night!