Top 9 Clues Your Daughter is Dating Edward Cullen

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That distant, detached look; the way she keeps complaining about the Volturi; hate to break it to you, but your daughter might be dating the Undead.
#9
The day your daughter's car got a flat tire, she said she would just catch a flying piggy back ride to school.
#8
When you ask what they're doing for their date, she says, "The usual. Just chillin' on a limb of that giant evergreen on the top of that mountain that's like 100 miles away. BYE."
#7
When you mention how awful world hunger is he says he feels bad for "you guys."
#6
You can see your reflection in his skin.
#5
He CLAIMS he's a vegetarian, but on that night you made Blood Pudding, he mysteriously materialized in your kitchen, scooped himself a big ol' plate and then politely asked for seconds.
#4
He's the only person who can stand your daughter when she's PMS-ing.
#3
She's not sleeping with him. NOT THAT YOU ENCOURAGE TEENAGE SEX.
#2
Your daughter buys him a lifetime supply of "Happy 17th Birthday" balloons.
#1
You keep getting messages on your answering machine that are nothing but quiet sobs. When you check to see who left them, Caller ID shows, "A WEREWOLF."
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