Euphemisms for Sex the Kids Will Totally Never Catch On To

Yikes! The kids caught you "making raspberry Jell-O" in the bedroom again and you're running out of explanations? Here are some child-deflecting euphemisms for sex you may not have considered:

• Earning another tax deduction
• Extending the family tree
• Evaluating mattress suppleness
• Late-night snacking
• Ironing the invisible pants
• Perfecting vocal drills
• Watching the Craig Ferguson Show
• Having a fist bump competition
• Evaluating Obamacare
• Testing the sockets
• Playing indoor tennis on the bed, naked, without rackets
• Taking one eye to the optometrist

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