Whether your egg is good or bad, there are a lot of rotten ways to break a conversation.
"Wow, you're a lot hotter than my kid says."
"I hope this isn't about that algebra assignment I copied from Brayden's mom. How was I supposed to know she failed math in 1980?"
"Wow, you're much hotter than his second-grade teacher."
"So, what do you do around here?"
"Now, I don't want any of your fancy math-and-reading interfering with Jeremy's football practice."
"Let's just cut to the chase. I have an envelope full of Benjamins that says this kid's passing second grade on the honor roll."
"Do they grade elementary school on a curve?"
"So, where do I sign to enroll him for the gifted program? That's why we're here, right?"
"Wanna paper, rock, scissors to determine pass/fail?"