Did Someone Say “Fart-Absorbing Underwear?”
Shreddies Underwear promises to neutralize flatulence odors by employing the same technology used in chemical warfare suits! We applaud the idea, but we still have some questions:
Questions About Shreddies Fart-Proof Underwear:
• Do they come with earplugs? I mean, isn't noise half the problem?
• If we get rid of farts in my house, what will my sons have to talk about?
• Can you deliver several in time for game day?
• Do they make them for household pets?
• Can I get a thong version? Um, for a friend ...