Did Someone Say “Fart-Absorbing Underwear?”

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Shreddies Underwear promises to neutralize flatulence odors by employing the same technology used in chemical warfare suits! We applaud the idea, but we still have some questions:

Questions About Shreddies Fart-Proof Underwear:

• Do they come with earplugs? I mean, isn't noise half the problem?

• If we get rid of farts in my house, what will my sons have to talk about?

• Can you deliver several in time for game day?

• Do they make them for household pets?

• Can I get a thong version? Um, for a friend ...

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