Top 9 Gifts I Gave My Own Mother That I Would Never Want
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#9
Super-elaborate fancy breakfast at home; and a f**k ton of dishes to wash after.
#8
That A-TEAM t-shirt (size extra-small) was probably not the best choice.
#7
Idiots Guide to Not Burning Fish Sticks.
#6
Buy-one-get-one boxes of home hair coloring.
#5
"Nice" laundry detergent, because "I know you like doing laundry; I see you doing it all the time."
#4
The Over-Protective Moms Guide to Letting Go.
#3
Two words: macaroni art. Four more words: Entire jar of glitter.
#2
Unidentifiable jumping object I found in the backyard.
#1
A Thighmaster. (If my kids give me the Shake Weight, I will truly understand karma.)
