Super-elaborate fancy breakfast at home; and a f**k ton of dishes to wash after.
That A-TEAM t-shirt (size extra-small) was probably not the best choice.
Idiots Guide to Not Burning Fish Sticks.
Buy-one-get-one boxes of home hair coloring.
"Nice" laundry detergent, because "I know you like doing laundry; I see you doing it all the time."
The Over-Protective Moms Guide to Letting Go.
Two words: macaroni art. Four more words: Entire jar of glitter.
Unidentifiable jumping object I found in the backyard.
A Thighmaster. (If my kids give me the Shake Weight, I will truly understand karma.)