RHONJ Teresa Giudice Indicted on Fraud Charges; How Bad Can Prison Be, REALLY?
Real Housewife of New Jersey Teresa Giudice is facing jail time on charges of fraud, bank fraud and making false statements. But after all she's been though, maybe jail won't be that bad?
Ways Being In Prison Is Better Than Being A Real Housewife
• High heels replaced by comfy flats!
• Housing expenses are significantly lower
• No one's copying your fashion (because everyone's in the same orange jumpsuits)
• Table-flipping danger greatly reduced as furniture is bolted to the ground
• At least you get to skip the "Posche Fashion Show"