How Beyonce and Jay-Z Are Probably Celebrating Their 5th Anniversary

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• Riding around private island on diamond-studded horses

• Flying to moon for lunar cheese fondue dinner

• Taking 5-year anniversary gift of “silverware” to next level with silver-plated yacht

• Swimming in vault full of gold coins, Scrooge McDuck-style

• Getting a babysitter and going to Olive Garden – OH WAIT, NOPE THAT WAS ME

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