How George Lucas' Wedding Will Go, According To My Kids
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9. Officiant: CGI hologram.
8. Bridal gown: Carrie Fisher’s Leia outfit.
7. Bridesmaids: Ewoks, in matching lavender dresses.
6. Groomsmen: The penguins from Madagascar, who, bonus, are already wearing tuxes!
5. Ringbearer: The kid who played Short Round in "Temple Of Doom!" I mean he's probably like 50 now but whatever, ADORABLE.
4. All wedding guests introduced by James Earl Jones, GOD THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME.
3. Wedding march out; Imperial march in.
2. Every time someone clinks a glass, there's a 20-minute lightsaber duel.
1. Awesome LEGO Death Star wedding favors.
