In The News: Did Brad and Angelina Secretly Get Married Over the Holidays?
Celebs: they’re just like us! Take a look at all the things I did secretly over the holidays:
• Threw out approximately one bajillion kids’ meal toys while my children slept.
• Wore the same jeans four days in a row. Didn’t even Febreeze ‘em. YOLO.
• Ate those chocolate bell things RIGHT OUT OF MY DAUGHTER’S STOCKING.
• Went out to “exchange gifts”; actually sat at Starbucks for five hours, read about Brangelina