In The News: Megan Fox Says She Thought She Was "Birthing A Vampire Baby"

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6 Signs You May Be Carrying A Vampire Baby

1) You can't see your belly's reflection in the mirror

2) Human blood works as an effective cure for morning sickness

3) Kicking gets especially bad after eating garlic, holy water or wooden stakes

4) Your uterus hurts when exposed to direct sunlight

5) Ultrasound reveals that your fetus is wearing a cape

6) You’re Bella Swan

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