Top 9 Incentives To Get Your Kid To Give Up The Pacifier
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Flavor nipple with a dash of chili powder.
…or maybe some castor oil, whatever that is?
Threaten to rename him Binkybear. Leave official-looking paperwork lying around if you think it'll help.
Replace pacifier with tiny shoe.
Tell him you have never known a single superhero who used a pacifier.
Gently explain that extended pacifier use is a common trait found among clowns.
Ask him if he's OK with wearing braces until he's 50.
Leave it under the pillow for the Binky Fairy. What? One more invented mystical creature isn't going to kill him.