Top 9 Incentives To Get Your Kid To Give Up The Pacifier

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#9
Flavor nipple with a dash of chili powder.
#8
…or maybe some castor oil, whatever that is?
#7
Threaten to rename him Binkybear. Leave official-looking paperwork lying around if you think it'll help.
#6
Replace pacifier with tiny shoe.
#5
Tell him you have never known a single superhero who used a pacifier.
#4
Gently explain that extended pacifier use is a common trait found among clowns.
#3
Ask him if he's OK with wearing braces until he's 50.
#2
Leave it under the pillow for the Binky Fairy. What? One more invented mystical creature isn't going to kill him.
#1
Cash.
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