Top 9 Jobs My Toddler Son Could Do Right Now

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#9
Race car driver (Matchbox division)
#8
Tarzan
#7
Lucky Charms marshmallow organizer
#6
Mattress durability tester
#5
Professional hammerer
#4
Personal cardio trainer
#3
Wake-up caller
#2
Architect (specializing in LEGOs)
#1
Demanding, unreasonable, whiny boss
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