Kim Kardashian: "My Baby Won't Be on the Show"

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Kim Kardashian told Jimmy Kimmel that baby Kimye won’t be featured on her reality TV show. We think this is because:

• Baby will have his/her own reality show.

• Baby will be too busy with own line of baby fashion/cologne/blinged-out binkies.

• Can’t figure out a way to get baby to sign a contract in utero.

• Ultrasound has not yet revealed if baby is good-looking enough for TV.

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