Kim Kardashian told Jimmy Kimmel that baby Kimye won’t be featured on her reality TV show. We think this is because:
• Baby will have his/her own reality show.
• Baby will be too busy with own line of baby fashion/cologne/blinged-out binkies.
• Can’t figure out a way to get baby to sign a contract in utero.
• Ultrasound has not yet revealed if baby is good-looking enough for TV.