Top 9 Least Appropriate Ways to Prepare Your 7-Year-Old for a New Baby
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The baby is coming! The baby is coming! And your world is a blur of excitement and joy and harmony! But HOLD UP, what about the other child that already lives in your house? OH YEAH. THAT GUY.
#9
I mean, if you have to watch all those delivery videos then everyone should watch all those delivery videos, right?
#8
Tell him that everyone will have some new responsibilities when the baby arrives and you’ll need him to take over the family finances.
#7
Begin the adjustment process early: Start paying less attention to him right away.
#6
Do they still have those programs where you can shadow doctors in the maternity wards? Have him run along and do one of those.
#5
I dunno, plop him down in the Science section of Barnes and Noble or something?
#4
Teach him to make a pot of coffee worth a damn.
#3
Have him watch that movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant.
#2
Have him watch that movie where Bruce Willis is a talking baby.
#1
Don't tell him it's coming.
