Top 9 Lesser-Known Children's Ages

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Every parent knows about the Terrible Twos (and the Even Terribler Threes), but you may be less familiar with these other common children's ages. If you're lucky.
#9
The Flatulence-Is-Funny Fours
#8
The Still-Can't-Tie-His-Own-Shoes Sevens
#7
The Nerf-Purchases-Will-Be-Our-Family’s-Financial-Ruin Nines
#6
The Totally-Incapable-of-Throwing-Dirty-Clothes-in-a-Hamper Twelves
#5
The Sweet-Jesus!-You-Just-About-Hit-That-Pedestrian Sixteens
#4
The Needing-Independence-and-Mom’s-Credit-Card Nineteens
#3
The Tuition-Went-Up-Again-Decide-on-a-Major-Already Twenty-Twos
#2
The Told-You-a-Liberal-Arts-Degree-Was-a-Gamble-But-of-Course-You-Can-Live-in-the-Basement Thirty-Ones
#1
The Flatulence-Is-Still-Funny Forty-Fours
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