Top 9 Lies I Tell Myself Daily
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#9
There will be no children sleeping in my bed tonight. Or peeing in theirs.
#8
I'll totally get to [insert any place at all, ever] on time.
#7
I'll put the kids down early tonight so I can catch up on "Mad Men."
#6
I will not finish every morsel of food my children leave on their plates.
#5
People probably think I'm the babysitter. I definitely look too young to have kids.
#4
We will not get fast food today.
#3
I can't throw my pre-baby jeans away because I'm going to fit into them soon.
#2
Signing my kids up for every sport pretty much guarantees they'll go pro at one of them.
#1
I don't need that much sleep.
