What Do You Expect, The Man Drinks A Ton Of Milk

So this photo of Santa urinating off the roof of a house is making the rounds online. WHILE AMAZING, it miiight be kinda tough to explain to the kids when you’re out driving around looking at the pretty lights. May we suggest one of the following:

• “Look, kids, Santa’s holding the whip he uses to get the reindeer moving!”

• “Well it’s not like they have rest stops in the North Pole!”

• “Santa is so magical even his pee lights up!”

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