Mermaid And Merman Fall In Love
Melissa Dawn, a Florida-based "professional mermaid" has found love with Antonio Padilla, a merman who performs alongside her. Merpeople love! What’s next, a whole Merfamily?! Where will it lead?
DOWNSIDES OF BEING A CHILD IN A MER-FAMILY
- Friends can't come over to play unless they're like REALLY GOOD at holding their breath
- Anytime you try to stay out past curfew, Mom's siren song has this way of calling you home
- Father always berating you about collection of things from the "human world" you've collected with your lovable fish friend Flounder (admittedly we're getting some of this from Disney movies…)
- After a tough breakup, Mom uses the "more fish in the sea" line EVERY. TIME.
- All that hair brushing and luring sailors to their doom? Sometimes you just wanna catch a movie…