Top 9 Responses From Moms To Celebrity “Exhaustion”

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Lindsay Lohan, you poor thing. We moms DEEPLY SYMPATHIZE with your exhaustion, even if we don't exactly call the paramedics when we nod off at lacrosse practice.
#9
I'm exhausted too! Can I get treatment? A nap? Five hours of consecutive sleep? NO? Ugh! Fine, just give me that Diet Coke.
#8
My HMO denied exhaustion-treatment coverage because apparently it's been a preexisting condition since I gave birth.
#7
I'm so exhausted, I fell asleep at Chuck E. Cheese last weekend, and that place sounds like f**king bombs are going off.
#6
My kids are so much more excited for bedtime since I started saying, "Come on, kids! You're like celebrities! It's time to treat your exhaustion!"
#5
Must be awful. I find myself looking forward to root canals, where at least I get to lay in a chair for 45 minutes.
#4
If exhaustion specialists are anything like my kid's allergy doctor, there will be a nine-month wait for an appointment.
#3
See, this frozen double mocha frappuccino isn't a luxury. It's prescription.
#2
Pro tip for Dina Lohan: It's hard to enforce your kid's bedtime habits when you're drinking with her until 2 a.m.
#1
I tried using exhaustion as an excuse once. Turns out the kids still had to eat.
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