Top 9 Most Dramatic Things My Teen Has Said to Me Today
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#9
"I can't believe you're only giving me a $20 allowance. Even Korean sweatshops pay more than that."
#8
"Justin Bieber cutting his hair was the single biggest tragedy this nation has ever faced. NEVER FORGET."
#7
"Ugh, this hotel looks like a shack where the starving children in those sad commercials would live. You know, the ones with flies in their eyes."
#6
"What's the point in showering? It's not like any guy ever notices me ever. I might as well die alone with two inches of dirt and grime on my skin. At least then the MAGGOTS will notice me."
#5
"If you're going to pick me up in the minivan then I'd rather hitchhike with a kidnapper."
#4
"I am the only 17-year-old on this entire planet that doesn't have an iPhone. Even HOMELESS TEENS have iPhones."
#3
"No one will ever love me the way Edward loves Bella."
#2
"A prom dress from J.C. Penney? Why don't I just wear paper towels and pipe cleaners?"
#1
"I swear to god, if you buy me a used Nissan Sentra I will drive it off a cliff and jump out halfway down so even my flaming corpse won't be seen in it."
