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Enough couch change to actually launch that college savings plan. Maybe I’ll vacuum the car so both kids can go to school!
Petrified brown Play-Doh. Maybe? Hopefully???
Dangly feather earring from 1999. Or 2001. Or 2009. Fine, it’s mine, give it here.
Enough string, carpet fibers and dog hair to knit a lovely upcycled sweater.
The terrible truth about what happened to the missing Lego Harry Potter.
Underpants, I think? Wow, this thing has some suction.
12 missing Candy Land cards. FINALLY WE SHALL RETURN TO GUMDROP MOUNTAIN.
My diaphragm. Well that explains what your sister’s doing here!