Top 9 Most Ridiculous Things I’ve Heard at Mommy Groups
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We've all made new friends since becoming moms. Some we like, and some we tolerate. Here are a few actual things I've heard at playgroups that totally make me want to slap a b*tch.
#9
It's like, c'mon, what kind of mom doesn't know how to bake cookies from scratch?
#8
I feel bad for my sister. She's already 24 and she doesn't have any kids. She must feel so empty.
#7
Michael already knows the periodic table. He crawls over to oxygen every time we say it!
#6
Yeah, he kicked the baby. But to be fair, he's used to peaceful environments and that baby was being really loud!
#5
He's more advanced because we read him philosophy books while he was in the womb. He's only 4 but he always asks, "Why?"
#4
Some people just should not be allowed to be mothers. I mean, she didn't even hand out a goody bag after the party.
#3
My daughter is really enlightened. She keeps saying that when she has a baby, she hopes it's green.
#2
Everything I eat goes straight to my boobs, so my husband always buys me cookies!
#1
We went to Africa to see snow and visit my aunt. She's a veterinarian and she helps vampires. (Addy, age 4)
