My Desert Island Kid List

If I've learned anything from the "Swiss Family Robinson," it's that what I'll really need in the event of a shipwreck is a decent team of child labor. Oh, did I say labor? I meant, um, colleagues.

Willow Smith: Not only will this pint-sized powerhouses pipes be great for morale-boosting, but her patented Whip My Hair technique will really come in handy in the unlikely event that no blow-dryers wash up on shore.

Lily from "Modern Family": The original version. The one that looks cute but doesn't talk.

Timmy Martin from "Lassie": I know what you're going to say: But Timmy fell down a well. Well, actually, no he didn't. He fell into abandoned mine shafts, off of cliffs, into rivers and lakes and, in one freakish incident, into a pool of quicksand. That's it. Hes perfectly capable of fetching our water.

Dora the Explorer Marquez: Somebody's got to know how to work a compass. And her established relationship with Boots the Monkey bodes well for taming the islands indigenous species.

Ryan Gosling from "The Mickey Mouse Club" (1993-1995): Wait, what? He's now 31 years old? Well ... I'm sure he'll be useful somehow.