Top 9 Non-Food Things That My Children Put In Their Mouths

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#9
Money: Anyone who says you can't poop money, have I got a little story for you.
#8
Bunny poop: Looks like M&Ms. Shaped like M&Ms. DEFINITELY NOT M&Ms.
#7
Handle of the grocery store cart: Sharing germs with all those who've gnawed before.
#6
My iPhone: After all, an Apple a day...
#5
Car seat straps: Taste the rainbow of gross!
#4
Plastic balls: Especially the pee-covered ones at Chuck-E-Hell.
#3
Markers: If it’s the color of a fake grape and the scent of a fake grape, it must be a real grape, right?
#2
Electrical cables: Sure, just check the voltage first, guys.
#1
Crayons: Now with exciting new poop colors!
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