Top 9 Non-Food Things That My Children Put In Their Mouths
Money: Anyone who says you can't poop money, have I got a little story for you.
Bunny poop: Looks like M&Ms. Shaped like M&Ms. DEFINITELY NOT M&Ms.
Handle of the grocery store cart: Sharing germs with all those who've gnawed before.
My iPhone: After all, an Apple a day...
Car seat straps: Taste the rainbow of gross!
Plastic balls: Especially the pee-covered ones at Chuck-E-Hell.
Markers: If it’s the color of a fake grape and the scent of a fake grape, it must be a real grape, right?
Electrical cables: Sure, just check the voltage first, guys.
Crayons: Now with exciting new poop colors!