Parentally Accurate Names For Fireworks

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Bottle Rockets = Eyeball Taker-Outers

Firecrackers = Random Explosion Simulators

Flying Spinners = Automatic ER Visits

Poppers = Gunpowder For Children

Roman Candles = Hand-Launched Death Rockets

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