Top 9 Parenting Phrases That Sound Filthy But Aren't
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Before you're a parent, the word "dirty" usually applies to sex. After you're a parent, the word "dirty" usually applies to your kids' nailbeds and nostrils. Here are some other phrases that have two very different interpretations, pre- and post-parenthood:
#9
My breasts need pumping.
#8
How many times do I have to tell you: NO BITING.
#7
You've got 10 seconds to get those clothes off and get in this tub, Mister.
#6
I said come inside THIS INSTANT.
#5
Yay! Playing dress-up is fun!
#4
Put your toy in the box.
#3
Yikes. That's too big for your little mouth, I don't want you to choke.
#2
You're lucky we don't spank in this house.
#1
You're so cute I could just EAT YOU ALIVE.
