Parenting Problems: What Would Snooki Do?

Because if anyone can relate to the difficulties of motherhood, it's Snooki. Wait a minute.

PROBLEM: Teenage daughter comes home with a tattoo.
WWSD? Take her clubbing. You can't see the tattoo under blacklights!

PROBLEM: Son won't study for finals.
WWSD? What is "studying"?

PROBLEM: The weather is miserable, and your 3-year-old is going stir crazy.
WWSD? It's never raining in the tanning salon!

PROBLEM: At breakfast, your son spills some cranberry juice on the carpet.
WWSD? Accidentally spill some vodka on top of it. Suck up through a straw.

PROBLEM: You suspect your son's football coach is too hard on him.
WWSD? How would the coach look with his shirt off?

PROBLEM: Daughter about to leave the house in a way-too-short skirt.
WWSD? Put on a shorter skirt and go with her!

PROBLEM: You want your son to be more empathetic to his peers.
WWSD? Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

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